Now, when you read the article (and you will read the article, right?), there are several things you should keep in mind:

• We are awesome.
• PC Gamer agrees we are awesome.
• Portable desktops FTW.

You can take a look at the computer they’re talking about over in the store here, or at any of the computers starting from the store home page here, or at the PC-Pack, by far the coolest thing since Antarctic winters during the last Ice Age, here.

Or you can use the sidebar conveniently located on the left side of your screen. Emergency exits are located in the upper right of the window and in the drop-down menu of your browser. In the event of a water landing, you’re pretty much screwed. Good luck!